Rosie Lottalove vs Bad Seed

A Best 3 out of 5 Falls Match that looks like it could be very competitive as Rosie isn't giving up much in size or power in this one. Bad Seed starts out by getting a few offensive moves in, but a shot to the "lower abdomen" allows Rosie to turn the tide with some unique derriere-based offense that even has the ref questioning whether Rosie was going too far. As it turns out, Rosie wasn't even getting started! Poor Bad Seed is at Rosie's mercy as Rosie unloads with punishing rope chokes, corner work, splashes, and other less conventional use of Rosie's substantial assets. Bad Seed's first attempt to win the First Fall is also his last, as an ill-fated Sunset Flip brings Rosie's mass crashing down on his chest, and the ref could have counted to 5. Rosie's mean streak continues in the Second Fall with prolonged Camel Clutches, fishhooks, some flagrant chokeholds and likely the first nostril-hook submission you've ever seen. Bad Seed's entire contribution is his prolonged gasps for air and grunts of agony before a Banzai Drop in the corner gives Rosie the Second Fall in fairly short order. In the Third Fall, Bad Seed does manage to get a few shots in and even comes close to getting on the scoreboard after leveling Rosie with a forearm smash, but his 2 count would be the high point of his night. Rosie goes back to work, even resorting to some painful-looking biting before finally taking the Third Fall, and the match. However, after a rather friendly celebration with the referee, Rosie shows that Bad Seed's horrible night isn't quite over yet.