Kash Patel Sues, Hegseth Purges, Trump Threatens, Iran Taunts, Lindsey Drinks, UK Bans Smoking

Trump is secretly shipping 1,100 Afghan refugees to the Congo. His DOJ just indicted the Southern Poverty Law Center. Trump extends the Hezbollah-Israel ceasefire and claims he can make a deal with Iran “immediately,” while the Pentagon reveals the U.S. has burned through nearly half its precision missiles, THAADs, Patriots, and Tomahawks. Lebanon and Israel hold direct talks in Washington; Hezbollah says they won’t honor any agreement. David also covers: • The world’s largest condom maker raising prices 30% because of the Iran war (“I call five billion condoms a good weekend”) • UK bans smoking for anyone born after 2009 • RFK Jr. blocking a CDC study showing COVID vaccines cut ER visits in half • The full Afghanistan betrayal: interpreters who risked everything for America now being shipped to the Democratic Republic of Congo by Trump • Southern Poverty Law Center indicted by Trump’s DOJ right after they labeled Turning Point USA a far-right extremist group tied to hate groups • Trump reading the Old Testament in the Oval Office (not the Jesus parts) • Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon purge, Hung Cao’s Christian nationalist comments, Kash Patel’s drinking scandals, and Lindsey Graham’s alleged drinking problem • MAGA’s “heritage American” obsession vs. Kash Patel, Vivek Ramaswamy, and Usha Vance’s birthright citizenship • 2026 midterm outlook: Congress at 10% approval, massive gerrymandering wars in Virginia, California, Texas, and a looming Supreme Court Voting Rights Act case Dark humor, zero filter, three hours of unvarnished truth. Subscribe, like, and drop a comment: What story pissed you off the most this week? #TheMopUp #DavidFeldman #Trump #MiddleEast #SPLC #Afghanistan #MAGA